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This is Mrs. Scribbens’ (otherwise knows at Lucretia MacEvil) first direct contribution to this blog.  I think you’ll find her thoughts sexy, insightful, and full of fun.  ~ Mr. Scribbens

It’s amazing to think that summer is over and now we are going into the autumnal months when things start to warm up in the bedroom. It’s these months where I find myself on the prowl looking for new and exciting experiences and sometimes even a new toy or partner.  But my favorite thing is Mr. Scribbens and anal sex!

It’s hard to believe but there was a time when I was a sexual prude. I am not exaggerating at all! There was a time when oral sex was a taboo let alone something I would actually enjoy and when anal sex was the biggest sexual fear I had.

Now some of you out there may relate to my plight and understand the trials of growing up religiously overloaded and sexually stifled believing our bodies to be toxic and terrible human vessels destined for hell if we used them improperly. I am now pleased to report I no longer have those belief systems or fears.

Now it wasn’t am immediate transformation and I should start by telling you that it was a long and frustrating wait for Mr. Scribbens but with a lot of patience and even more lube he made his way to my anal epiphany and taught me what real pleasure can be!

The first step in his up hill battle was a gift I should recommend to any woman looking to explore her anal sexuality.  The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino.  This is what opened my eyes and mind to the possibilities.  This book really eased some of those back of my mind thoughts like, “WHAT IF I POOP” “What if it hurts” “What if I poop?” The key is to have a partner that is willing to take his time and really get you worked up. He’s got to want it enough to be tender and go slowly, lube,
being relaxed, more lube and lots of patience.

It’s like finding the holy grail of orgasms I tell ya what! If you think that the only threesomes worth having are Male Female Female… just try kneeling yourself into position for some DP anal and vaginal at the same time ladies – HOOOO YEAHHHH it’s amazing.

My next search is for a good toy to play with anally. But I urge any of you out there with any reservations about anal sex is to educate yourselves and read up, communicate your desires and fears with your partner and take it slow and easy!

~ Lucretia MacEvil

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