Lucretia MacEvil and I have a good friend that although isn’t in a open relationship has been to several swinger parties over the years with us.  After the first party she went to she commented:

“Swinging is like the icing on the cake of marriage.  But if the cake underneath doesn’t have all the ingredients to make it solid, all the icing in the world won’t keep it from crumbling.”

Wiser words have seldom been said about an open relationship of any kind.

Compersion: When your wife tells you another man makes her feel like a giddy 16-year old girl and you’re happy for her.

I love this series on a polyamorous triad in Seattle, especially since it is a male-female-male triad, not the (in my opinion) overly-common female-male-female type that it seems 90% of poly couples are looking for (that will be another post).  You can watch the censored versions from the 3 Dog Pictures website that link to the YouTube versions, or you can mosey-on over to North West Live for the uncensored versions that YouTube will not play.

Also, be sure to check-out the music from the series by Christopher Bingham.

And don’t forget the swag http://www.printfection.com/familythewebseries/

Links:

3 Dog Pictures  http://www.3dogpictures.com/

North West Live Family Page http://www.nwlive.tv/family/

Christopher Bingham http://www.christopherbingham.com/

So I have what could be considered at least a part-time steady girlfriend.  She is a woman who we met several years ago when she was married and she and her husband were swinging.  We’ll call her “K” for future reference.  Lucretia MacEvil never had any interest in her husband, but she and I hit it off like gasoline and fire, it was all sparks and hot flame.  Maybe it’s cosmic being we share a birthday, 5 years apart and were even born in the same hospital.  I don’t know, I don’t care, all I do know is that I’ve always had the hots for her.

Well, we all became friends, but nothing other than heavy making-out (which I love) ever happened between her and I for oh… two years.  And that was almost two years ago.

About a year ago her and her husband got divorced.  No, it had nothing to do with swinging.  They had been together since high school, 18 years in all, and it that time a lot of bad water had flowed under the bridge and those problems just weren’t going to be solved.  She was miserable with him.  So she left.  She dated a guy for the last year and that ended badly on Valentine’s Day this year.

So recently her text messages to me increased and I asked if she’d like to get together to watch a movie or something.  About three weeks ago we did and the night with her was awesome.  We went out again the following week, but no sex, just being together.  Unfortunately she’s been too busy in the last week to go out but we talk every day.

Is she up for a poly relationship?  I don’t know.  I don’t think she is.  But I think she is up for a relationship of some kind.  She’s not planning on getting married anytime soon, she has kids and is wanting anymore, so her situation is different than Unobtanium’s.  She simply wants companionship at this point.  And that I can give her for as long as she needs it.

Lucretia and her are friends, Lucretia loves her and loves the fact that we are finally able to spend some quality time together.  So for now I’m just going to take it as it comes and not take any of it for granted.

I get such a chuckle out of all those Cosmopolitan magazine articles on “What Your Man Really Thinks” and “What Really Turns Your Man On”.  As I read these things I ask myself: Did they really ask any men about this? Or did a bunch of women just sit around the conference room at Cosmo and and write down things they want to hear from their men? Or did they ask a bunch of pansy-men?

So in response to this I’ve written with some help from friends, both male and female, a list of 15 things men really want to hear from their wife/girlfriend.  Add any you can think of in the comments.

1. “Do you want to fuck me in the ass tonight?”
2. “I hope you don’t mind if I swallow?  I don’t want to break your rhythm when you’re about to cum.”
3. “Please don’t make me eat at Sizzler and see a movie.  Can’t I just have some cock instead?”
4. “Can we just fuck with the lights on?  I love it when you stare at my cellulite.”
5. “Oh my god that’s gargantuan!  You’re going to stick that where?!”
6. “Yes, I would love it if my best friend sucked your cock.”
7. “I don’t care if we’re lost, I just love your sense of adventurism.”
8. “Your ex-wife is so hot!  Can we have a threesome with her?”
9. “My hot sister with the boob job wants to have a threesome with us.  Are you down with that?”
10. “I don’t care what time you get home, just be sure to wake me up when you do so that we can fuck.”
11. “Hey guess what?! Your cum is part of my Weight Watcher plan!”
12. “Go ahead and watch the game and I’ll go make you some chocolate chip cookies.  And how about a blowjob at half-time?”
13. “Don’t worry about getting me off, you just make sure you’re happy.”
14. “It’s that time of month, but I’d love to give you a blowjob.”
15. “You don’t have to stay here just because we had sex.  Go ahead and go to the strip club with your friends.  Here’s $100 to spend on the strippers.”